Description

A birthday is a quieter new year than the one in January, and it is a good moment to look at the twelve months in front of you without a list of predictions attached. This report reads the year between one birthday and the next, in seasons rather than dates.

Ten cards: one for the year you carry, one for each of the four seasons from your birthday onward, one for what is leaving, one for what is arriving, one for the weather in your close relationships, one for the weather in your work and your money, and one line to hold on to all year. Nothing in it predicts an outcome, a diagnosis, a court date, or what anyone else will do, and where the question leans that way the report says so kindly and reads your side instead.

Eight to ten pages, warm and specific, and it ends with one step small enough to do in the first week of your new year.

How it works: you pay, and within a minute you get a short form asking for your first name, your question in your own words, and how you are feeling today. Clara draws the cards for this report, reads them for what you asked, and the finished report lands in your inbox as a PDF, usually within a few minutes. If anything holds it up we write and tell you, and a person picks it up by hand. There is a private page for it too, so you can read it on your phone without downloading anything.

What it is not: a prediction, a promise about anyone else, or a verdict about your health, your money, or a court case. Nobody can see those, and we will not pretend otherwise. What you get is an honest, careful look at your own side of the question, with one line worth keeping and one step small enough to do today.

If this report does not give you anything worth keeping, write to us within fourteen days and we will refund it, with no forms and no questions about why.

For self-reflection and entertainment. Not a substitute for medical, legal or financial advice. 18+.